The Trumpster

OK, so Trump was able to avoid being thrown out of office. Is anyone surprised? One can hardly blame the Republican senators for being afraid of him. I’m afraid of him too.

However, I refuse to let it get me down. Remember way back when people like Johnny Carson called him “The Donald” and made fun of him? Those were the days.

I have decided to call him “The Trumpster”. You might wonder why. Well, because it is juvenile and derogatory—just the kind of thing he might think of himself. I say let’s get down in the mud with him—mock him like he mocks others.

Also, it allows me to make this joke: What’s the difference between the Trumpster and a dumpster?

Garbage goes in the dumpster; garbage comes out of the Trumpster.

Maybe it is not the best joke in the world, but I encourage you spread it around just to remind everybody that garbage comes out of the Trumpster.

Let’s all make up Trump jokes and spread them around. Scary stuff is less scary if you can laugh about it.